Restroom Signs

We all recognize the restroom signs. You see it out if the corner of your eye and say “yup there’s the restroom”. It’s about time that someone went ahead and had a little fun with it. These signs are for the mens restroom at an Irving restroom. I saw the enter sign and giggled. I had the same feeling as the man on the sign…I had to go. After I washed up I noticed the exit sign on the back of the door. Again I also had the same feeling as the man on the sign..releaved. It would appear that some punk felt the need to draw some funky hair on the jumping exit guy, better that expressing him self with drawings on the stall door I suppose. I’ll have to return and check out the ladies room signs.

We’ll be on the look out for more of these fun signs. If you fine any feel free to send it to us.

A Lost Note

I’m not sure if this a list or a note. Maybe it’s just gibberish. Either way a coworker and I stared at it for a bit and we where both just stumped. This note was brought to me after it was found behind a display at drug store during some cleaning. Here’s the translation that we came up with.

“You use it before Matthew Spitznaget (last name?) Put me in to Dumpster St. at Office Depot store”

What the hell does that mean?

Not A Club?

Here we have a sandwich from Denny’s. The call it The Super Bird. It’s made up of thinly sliced turkey breast with melted Swiss cheese, crisp bacon and tomato on grilled sourdough. From what I have asked from friends a common answer of what makes a club sandwich true to it’s name is the bacon. Others claim it’s the sliced turkey. With that said, why isn’t this called a club sandwich?

No Glass?

Well, I mean….It does fit. So that icon on the cup holder is wrong. Though we didn’t bomb around town with the wine glass in the holder. I imagine that the glass would stay there. The wine might splash around but beverage without a lid wouldn’t?

You have to think when you see these silly signs and icons that warn you that someone out there did said stupid action. This cup holder is from on of them fancy BMWs. It’s a fairly newer model. I have seen BMWs that may be a year or two older than this one and there was no icon like this on the cup holder.

What does that mean? I think that somewhere some person probably placed their glass of red wine in the cup holder then went for a spin around the mountains. More than likely some BMW dealer got an angry visit from a customer with a red stain on their seat demanding that the want it cleaned up for free and claim that the cup holder is defective. This may have happened a number of times. Perhaps so often that BMW decided to “fix” the problem.

What have we learned today?

If you disregard the sign and do as you please it’s your problem.

To Many Options

OK so there just too much stuff on the walls in this stall. I was going to narrate but the music was a bit to loud. It was a mexican restaurant, so maybe the music was that loud to cover up the sounds people make in their restrooms.

It would seem that they had three options to protect your ass from the toilet seat.

• The paper ass gasket
• Seat sanitizer
• toilet paper

Do they really think that when you have to do #2 you’re going to stand there and and clean the seat with the sanitizer. I bet the paper would just dissolve in your hands. i hate those paper ass gaskets. The hole is never big enough. I guess the sanitizer is a good idea but why? I’m just going to wash my hands afterwards any ways.

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