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Where’s The After Taste?

We love our energy drinks, not just for the rush but for the taste. A quick look at the energy drink cooler we noticed a new color Monster can. They call it Rehab and here’s what they have to say about it.

“While chillin’ at the Vegas Rehab® pool party, contemplating a cure for cotton mouth, admiring the flesh parade, and pondering the wisdom of doubling down when the dealer shows a face card, it HIT ME!  We need a new drink. One that can do it all—a triple threat that quenches thirst, hydrates like a sports drink, and brings you back after a hard day’s night.  Monster Rehab: Re-Fresh, Re-hydrate, Re-store, or in other words, Re-habilitate with a killer mix of tea, lemonade, electrolytes, and our bad-ass Rehab® energy blend to fire you up.   Rehab the Beast!”

One of the first things about this new flavor that made us want to sample it was the “non carbonated” feature. When you need a good thirst quencher non carbonation is key. Then we noticed that the flavor was tea and lemonade. Thats a familiar flavor, who can’t pass up an Arizona Arnold Palmer.

So we forked over the $2.50. Cracked open the can and took a swig. As the chilling quenching beverage flows down our throats we noticed that this energy drink was missing something. THE AFTER TASTE. Where is it? Well there isn’t one. Were we quenched? Were we energized? Yes and yes.

We tip our hats to you Monster. You have earned our seal of approval.

Need energy?

After one of our bloggers posted a link to www.stevenseagal.com and told everyone that it’s “Your one stop shop for bad. Bad acting, bad music, bad clothing and even bad energy drinks.” It refreshed our bowls about a past post. A post that dated back to August 2008. After a little digging it was found and here it is resurrected for you reading enjoyment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Redbull gives you wings.
Rockstar makes you party like one.
Monster releases the “monster” in you.

Steven Seaguls Lighting bolt? Well I guess makes you:
Act poorly
Squint your eyes
Eat everything in sight

No thanks Steven