To Many Options

OK so there just too much stuff on the walls in this stall. I was going to narrate but the music was a bit to loud. It was a mexican restaurant, so maybe the music was that loud to cover up the sounds people make in their restrooms.

It would seem that they had three options to protect your ass from the toilet seat.

• The paper ass gasket
• Seat sanitizer
• toilet paper

Do they really think that when you have to do #2 you’re going to stand there and and clean the seat with the sanitizer. I bet the paper would just dissolve in your hands. i hate those paper ass gaskets. The hole is never big enough. I guess the sanitizer is a good idea but why? I’m just going to wash my hands afterwards any ways.

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Flushable Toilet Paper

Really? Flushable toilet paper? Come on. I think just the word septic safe should be the only line of text on this package. After I noticed this packages features i started to look at all the other packages of toilet paper. I had a hunch and I was correct. Only one pack of toilet paper had “flushable” noted on the front. Can you imagine if it wasn’t flushable…what would you do? Septic safe is and important feature to watch out for. At my work once a customer used about three sheets of regular old paper towels to whip his ass. I had septic safe toilet paper in there but I guess that wasn’t the way he rolls. The toilet was clogged for days.

*Revisited*-Toilet Paper Bucket

Maybe it’s the lighting because every time I go to the supermarket I have to go number two. Sometimes I wish I hadn’t. Like this time. There are a lot of things that I wish not to look at while on the thrown in a public setting. I would have never thought of a bucket of once wet now dried toilet paper to be on that list.

Now I said I had to go number two. So of course while looking at all the nasty looking toilet paper, I glanced at the roll that was on the holder..yeah, it was looking the same. Then I began to wonder what made it wet. Then I tried to forget that thought.

Well i was luckily for me it was a one wiper and only one square of that paper was used, then flushed, note to self carry wet wipes

A Quick Update!

I really think it is the lighting..This time around the bucket is now wrapped in a nice thin layer of plastic. All the toilet paper seemed to dry and fresh looking. I’m just going off what I saw, I surely wasn’t going to touch it. I wonder if i go them on a bad day or maybe they visit this site.

Toilet Prank #1

A fun clean prank. All you really need to spend here is about .99 cents. You can chooses to do this at work or even at home. I suggest you pull this prank at work, that way no one will know who really did it. Unless of course you live with 10 other people. I suppose this would also work at a party was well.

Here’s what you need.

• A bottle of shampoo
• A working toilet
• Hands
• A bathroom door that locks(don’t wanna get caught)
• Guts

Well, its pretty simple really. Just lift the top cover off the tank of the toilet and set it aside. Next pour the entire bottle of shampoo into the top tank of the toilet. Replace the cover of the toilet and you’re done. Now we wait. This has happened to me in the past and the result is funny. I was going number 1. When I flushed I walked away and began to wash my hands. Then I could smell shampoo, strange I thought. As I glanced at the toilet to my surprise I shaw suds raising. As I watched the suds appear, they got higher and higher . Then I just started laughing.

This little prank is best done when you pull it on someone that takes part in the courtesy flush.  That way while they are still sitting they fell the suds get closer and closer to their behind. Who knows they might even like getting a free butt wash. If this is a heavily use bathroom, this prank will last about two days or so. You’ll have enough time to get most of your friends and/or family.